Rebeka 22🇭🇺 My F1 blog is @amiraastrae

amiraastrae:

Maybe I’m single bc I’m absolutely unlovable, maybe I’m single bc Mick Schumacher isn’t in love with me

wrenchinator-central:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

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screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

cplus902:

supreme-leader-stoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

poetavaquero:

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

(via spagnum-opus)

mowu-moment:

mowu-moment:

i don’t get the whole deadname thing. like i do empirically but it never applied to me. personally my birth name’s like. idk, yugoslavia? it’s not accurate to call me that now and if you do you’re a bit dense, but sometimes you need to speak about history with the names it had at the time, and that’s all good.

no my parents did not name me yugoslavia. that’s not what this post says.

(via desinteresse)

hard4softthings:

porn vs general fic

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if your porn doesn’t get kudos, i promise it’s just because people are scared/embarrassed - the ratios may suck, but please believe, they eatin that shit up, friend.

keep writing, keep posting. the world needs your porn. <3

heystephen:

heystephen:

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this is so real

also if someone gave me their number on a friendship bracelet at the eras tour id fucking fold for them. id become so obsessed with them. id go home and listen to enchanted 500 times

(via lorelaigilmo)

pajjorimre:

kafferbivaly:

igaz a hír, mivel senki más nem vállalta, én leszek a fradi új edzője

ugyanitt keresek valakit, aki elmagyarázza a les pontos szabályait

Majd a partjelző beinti.

dykefagoth:

all workers’ strikes are good. yes even if they’re inconvenient. even if they’re making your life harder. even if you don’t get to watch your favourite tv show. workers fighting for their rights is ALWAYS a good thing

(via teamroscoes)

edwad:

sorry boss, i can’t make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don’t want to

(via teamroscoes)

mosticonicposts:

hotmeat89:

heardbook:

thetyrannosaur:

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

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lowtiermemer:

hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

hotmeat89:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

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The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

certified iconic post

(via fatsexybitch)

spaghettificationandpretzels:

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meggiebrick:

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ladyyinburgundy:

marvelmisha:

pizzapopolis:

jenroses:

johanirae:

caressthosecheekbones:

conversationswithjohnlock:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

I love fanfic so so so much.

Canon: Am I joke to you?

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

If I don’t reblog this. assume I’m dead and avenge my death.

Canon: So yeah, it’s one sided

Fanon: Yeah, One Sided but make it Mutual

Canon: They’re cold and evil.

Fanon: They’re cold and evil but they also bottle feed kittens and put socks on their beloved’s feet when they sleep.

(via darqchilddaydreamz)

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